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What happens when you put the Demonology Department's resident curmudgeon in charge of the world's messiest, most dangerous research museum? Garnish with holiday trimmings, a dragon, and a banshee in the basement, and there's sure to be trouble at the Royal Academy.

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William Harrison Gracile, enchanter and Development Officer extraordinaire, has never met a woman he couldn't handle -- until he finds himself caught between a maker of dreams and the Academy's professional lecher.
Previously reprinted in Year's Best Fantasy 3.

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ADVICE FROM PIGEONS A LOVESOME THING

Some jobs are more trouble than they're worth ...
the Demonology department's newest member, Hiram Rho, tries to gain his footing among colleagues with specialties like vampirology, classical lechery, and postmodern feminist demonology. Before Rho has been on campus a month he has acquired an affectionate demon with a plan to take over the department, the two senior demonologists have lost their souls and their health insurance, and Rho's problems have embroiled everyone from the mysterious Alchemy faculty to the pigeons on his window ledge.

It's spring break. Demonology faculty have scattered to the four winds except for Neil Torecki and Teddy Whin, who venture into the alchemists' study garden to rescue a lost colleague. They don't know that the garden opens into an ancient prison for dissident alchemists, or that the world's most dangerous possessing demon has taken refuge there, feeding on the prisoners while it plots to take over leadership of a major religion.

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available now from
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SWEPT AND GARNISHED

After barely surviving the semester at the Royal Academy, Hiram Rho heads home for the summer and his department chair, Warren Oldham, departs on a well-deserved vacation. While Rho tries to get his powers back, Warren's vacation takes an unexpected turn that leaves him battling a demon from inside it. Back in Osyth Russell Cinea, the senior demonologist, is finally in charge - for a week full of demons, vampires, exorcists, and unexpected romance.

THE OSYTH STORIES

Osyth first appeared in a series of novellas. If you want more of the Royal Academy, you might check out:

KINDLING
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The autumn holiday season finds geomancer Linus Ukadnian saddled with an unwanted museum curatorship. He knew about the vampire in the basement, but even greater dangers await.
Originally published in Tales of the Unanticipated 29 (2008)

A WORLD THEY NEVER MADE
It's Wizardry Week at the Royal Academy, and Warren Oldham from Demonology is wondering why the School of Magic doesn't have a festival. He finds out the hard way -- by trying.
Published under the pen name A.B. Ming in The Leading Edge 42 (2001)

WANT'S MASTER
William Harrison Gracile, enchanter and development officer extraordinaire, comes up against a donor even more skilled than he is in this story about enchanters, incubi, and a professional lecher.
UNITE AND CONQUER
A student curses her major professor, but everyone's to blame when he disappears in the middle of contract negotiations.
Tales of the Unanticipated 24 (2003)(received honorable mention in 'Year's Best Fantasy and Horror,' ed. T. Windling and E. Datlow)

A TEN O'CLOCK SCHOLAR
What witches do at ten o'clock proves to be a bigger mystery than one social magician anticipates.
RAISING THE DEAD
What can you do with a Necromancy certification, a taste for the dark side, and a demon-haunted friend?
BEGINNER'S LUCK
None of Anders Regans' colleagues in Demonology would have voted him most likely to become a god, but what did they know?

About Advice From Pigeons:

Entertaining and Smart Her world is engaging and unexpected ... consider it the Harry Potter series told from the perspective of the magic teachers. This makes this novel a great read for adults and also a fresh perspective on the whole wizardry thing. Highly recommended!"

A journalist, Amazon review

... a much more interesting take on demonology than the more traditional realm-of-hell version...definitely recommended

Cold Iron and Rowan Wood

I was delighted to come across this wry, inventive fantasy... Anyone who's spent time at a university will recognize the place...
I'd recommend this to anyone who appreciates academic life, spells, counter-spells, supernatural battles, and the charms of discourse.

5 stars from
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